Pork Tenderloin with Balsamic Glaze (I SWEAR!)

I believe I have mentioned that I am a sucker for Balsamic reductions, glazes, dressings, etc.  This recipe was one of my first attempts at a balsamic glaze and I love it, love it, love it!  It’s a fairly easy meal since the bulk of the work is done in the slow cooker.  I paired it with skillet rosemary potatoes and the boys were very happy with the results, as was I.  I usually double the glaze recipe because we like to pour it over our pork servings and smother our plates in it as well.

I’m sitting here ready to continue telling you how much I love this recipe, but suddenly the featured image is distracting me.  On one hand, I want to run and heat up the little bit I have left and eat it for lunch immediately because it was so yummy.  On the other hand, when I look away, out of the corner of my eye the picture looks a little scary.  Almost like…that is to say…I mean, I have 4 dogs and it’s generally time to run, not walk, to the vet when…Ok, trust me, the tenderloin tastes good.  Moving on.

Nope, I can’t.  The old 1974 Weight Watchers recipe cards keep coming to mind, Rosy Perfection in particular.  Why did I choose this as the featured image?  I can’t change it now since that would be cowardly.  Right?  I mean, half of the post is trying to decide if all of you might see vague images of…No!  This is my favorite tenderloin recipe.  It’s not just good, it’s fan-freaking-tastic!  Fran Tarkington amazing and the picture stays!

So, yeah.  Try to find one giant tenderloin, rather than two little guys, which will shrivel and look like…

Pork Tenderloin with Balsamic Glaze

Prep Time: 15-20 min          Cook Time: about 6.5 hours (mostly, slow cooker)           Serves: 4-6
Ingredients
  • 3 pounds pork tenderloin
  • 1 – 1 & 1/2 TBSP garlic powder or paste
  • 1 tsp sea salt, or other
  • 2 tsp sage
  • 1/2 tsp black pepper
  • 1/2 cup water
The glaze
  • 1/2 cup cold water
  • 1 TBSP cornstarch
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup Balsamic vinegar
  • 2 TBSP soy sauce
Directions
  1. Lay your dry tenderloin(s) out on a clean, dry surface (wax paper is a great idea) and sprinkle the side facing up with half of the garlic, salt, sage and pepper.  Rub the spice into the meat, flip the loin over and repeat.
  2. Place 1/2 cup water in the bottom of your slow cooker, then place the tenderloins into it.  Cover and cook on low for 6 hours (if you haven’t tried slow cooker liners, you need to).Balsamic Tenderloin7
  3. When the 6 hours is almost up, in a small saucepan, mix the cornstarch into the 1/2 cup of water until dissolved.  Add the remaining glaze ingredients and bring to a boil.  Reduce heat and simmer gently, cooking until thick and whisking often, about 3-5 minutes.  Set aside.
    1. DO NOT LEAVE THE SCENE.  Just saying, bubbly glaze in your stove is a bit of a drag. Do not run to the lavatory, water the garden or start chopping broccoli, while singing the song, with your back to the glaze.
  4. Preheat your broiler to high and line a broiler tray with foil or use a disposable tray.  Remove the pork from the slow cooker, pat dry (without burning off your finger prints) and place into the broiler pan.  Brush with the glaze and broil for 2-3 minutes until it starts to bubble.  Remove and flip, brushing with glaze again, then return to broiler.  Repeat until you have a nice, caramelized crust.
  5. Take a photo before applying extra glaze, then pour that saucy goodness over everything!   Garnish with cilantro, if desired.

 

Super(man) Smörgåsbord

Well, I am just about recovered from my two weeks playing hostess.  Meaning, I am trying to remember how to do things like drive a car, cook and clean, since my company let me do none of these things.  To get back into the groove, last night I had the BEST recipe to prepare for you all and was ready to blow your socks off!  Sadly, I realized at 4 pm, that the recipe started off in a 6 hour slow cooker.  So, be ready, because tomorrow is when I will actually blow your socks off.

What are we to do in a situation like this; when the oven quits or we just simply blow it?  Quick Hamburger or Tuna Helper?  Grilled cheese sandwiches?  No.  The last minute meal of choice around here is the Super Smörgåsbord.  Bringing family, young and old, running into the dining room with joy in their hearts and smiles on their faces for many years, this is the ultimate way to clean out your fridge.  I mean, the ultimate way to satisfy any palate.

Super(man) Smörgåsbord

Ingredients
  • Whatever you want
Directions
  1. Shake off the initial panic from the broken oven, meat you forgot to defrost, lack of ingredients, etc. and take a deep breath.
  2. Open the cheese, meat and vegetable drawers and pull out armloads of your favorite things; cheese, pepperoni, celery, those tomatoes living on borrowed time, etc. and pile it onto plates.
  3. You can also throw together last month’s quick and easy last minute pizza crust and create an assortment of pizzas.
  4. Serve with crackers and milk, juice or wine in fancy glasses to remind people it’s about being a free spirit and not about lack of preparation or panic.

Note: don’t serve the children wine in the fancy glasses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Louisiana Magic

For the last two weeks we have had almost constant company and my allergies have been kicked into high gear.  Before you pity me, know that I love entertaining.  Having company gives me a chance to get to know people better, share my home and family, reconnect with old friends and enjoy the place I live.  Having allergies and pollen blizzards aren’t as fun

Anyway, our friend Frank left today after a nice, quiet visit.  We did all the touristy things we could and ate like kings.  My favorite part was driving all over Acadiana with the windows down while singing along to great music on the radio.  We couldn’t have asked for better weather or more laughs.

One of Frank’s favorite things when he comes here is to have Sunday brunch at the Blue Dog Cafe.  For about $25 a head you get the unlimited buffet of your dreams, free mimosas, live music and a satisfied, full belly.  The restaurant is born from the art of George Rodrigue, made famous by his Blue Dog series of paintings, and the food is unique fusion.  A little Cajun and…I don’t know.  Whether you are a fan of his work or not, the food and atmosphere won’t disappoint.  Oh, and have the Louisiana Purchase!

Naturally, we saw some of my favorite Louisiana natives.

I know you have guessed that I am a bird nerd, so here are a few shots I took over the last week.

We were able to head to Cypermort Point and saw a giant, but camera shy, hog, watched the sea grass sway in the breeze and we inhaled the clean sea air.

Frank was tempted, but opted to buy the shrimp and go with a flat top cut instead.

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The trees are all so amazing in the basin and our greenery so diverse in beauty.

We watched the worst movie ever and relaxed by the pool a lot.  We went to dinner at the Sizzling Monkey and the Parks Cracklin Festival, but otherwise gave into our age and retired by 9pm most nights without shame.  This allowed me to see the misty sunrise the other day.

I would say I am recharged and ready to get back onto my blogging horse.  I am so blessed in family and friendship and glad to be reminded that, even though nothing will replace my Rocky Mountains, I live in a beautiful place.

 

 

 

These ARE the Crawfish Po Boys You’re Looking For

Good morning, everybody!  It’s another beautiful spring day in Louisiana and, although I know the humidity is creeping up and the temperatures will soon rival the surface of the sun, I am loving every minute of it.

We have more company staying with us, our friend Frank from Wisconsin, so we are men about town, so to speak, and today we head back into the Atchafalaya Basin.  Before we go, I have to share the delicious magic we made with leftover crawfish tails last night.

Jamie boiled another amazing batch on Saturday and somehow we managed to polish off almost an entire sack (about 40 lbs) between 3 adults and 2 children.  I admit that the 4 trays I managed to put away may have had something to do with this.  Anyway, we had a few left, so we peeled the tails and saved the meat for po boys.  I am so glad we did!

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My man has mad boiling skills, people!

You can use shrimp, fish, alligator (my boys’ favorite) or almost any other meat for po boys, but I’ll give directions for crawfish or shrimp.  Sadly, the grocery store was out of the larger po boy buns, so we went with hot dog buns, but no complaints from the masses over here.  We used the leftover dip from out crawfish boil (see “dipping sauce”), but you can also use mayo, miracle whip, ketchup, mustard, etc.  Get creative.

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Crawfish or Shrimp Po Boys

Serves: 4-6
Ingredients
  • 1 lb cleaned crawfish tail meat or shrimp
  • 1 & 1/2-2 cups flour
  • 2-4 TBSP Tony Chachere’s (or other) Creole Seasoning (you can also use a combination of garlic, salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, etc. if you don’t have Creole seasoning)
  • 1-2 eggs, beaten
  • 1 TBSP prepared yellow mustard
  • Large Po Boy, Hoagie or hot dog buns
  • Peanut oil for frying
  • Lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, dipping sauce, etc., for dressing
Directions
  1. In an electric skillet, or a regular skillet with a thermometer, heat the peanut oil to 350°.
  2. In a bowl, beat the egg with the 1 TBSP prepared mustard.  In a separate bowl, combine the flour and Creole seasoning, or other spices.
  3. Dry and then coat each crawfish tail or shrimp in the egg mixture, and then dredge with the flour mixture.
  4. Fry the coated meat in the peanut oil for 3-5 minutes, or until golden brown, taking care not to over cook.  Drain on paper towels and sprinkle with additional Tony’s or salt and pepper, if desired.
  5. Serve on a bun with desired condiments, lettuce and tomato.
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I admit it, I’m a condiment junkie. 

Busy Day Beignets

Well, folks, our second round of company is here and we have hit the Louisiana night life for the first time in a long time.  This blogger is moving a little more slowly than normal thanks to the Parks Cracklin Cookoff and my cousin’s (ok, my step cousin’s husband’s) band, Nick-L-Beer.

Frank, our friend from Wisconsin had never tried beignets, but I am not quite up to rolling my own dough today, so to the fridge I went.  This is so simple and easy, but so delicious.  They taste better than many real beignets I’ve had and I’m sure you’ll love them.  It’s a great way to get the flavor and a fraction of the work.

I used to only use the smaller refrigerator tube biscuits, but I found out today that the big boys are the way to go.

Busy Day Beignets

Prep time: 10 seconds                    Cook Time: About 4 minutes                    Serves: 4
Ingredients
  • 1 tube refrigerated biscuits
  • Peanut oil for frying
  • About 2 cups powdered sugar for dusting
Directions
  1. Heat the oil to 350° and separate the biscuits, slightly flattening in your palms.  Drop flattened biscuits into oil and fry approximately 2 minutes per side, until golden.
  2. Remove to a paper towel to drain and dust with powdered sugar on both sides.  Enjoy.

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Brat Sliders, a Home Run

The depression over the departure of our wonderful company still isn’t fading, but we press on.  At least we still have some of the fantastic food they left us to keep the memories fresh…and someone’s dirty boxer shorts.

Anyway, last night the boys and I realized, with horror, that we only had 4 of Chad’s amazing Sheboygan bratwurst left.  As it registered that some of us would only be able to eat 1, while some lucky person would have 2, a stare-down ensued, the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the climactic final moments of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.  I had to think fast lest shots start firing.

See, our company also smoked a ham and we had intended to use the 48 slider buns we purchased to civilly eat said ham.  Sadly, the ham was also so delicious that something of a feeding frenzy erupted.  Buns and manners forgotten, we tore into the ham and that was that.

As I stared at my children, wondering how to end the standoff, I spotted the slider buns on the counter behind Daniel and inspiration struck.  What follows is a way to stretch those precious Chad brats, or an easy and delicious meal to end a long day.  The Good and Bad were quite satisfied and cleaned their plates with grins and ketchup on their faces.

The best part?  I have leftovers!

Brat Sliders

Prep & cook time: 5-10 minutes           Serves: 3-6
Ingredients
  • 4 large, or 6 small brats, cooked and cut into quarter rounds or bite sized pieces
  • 1/2 medium onion, sliced
  • 2-4 TBSP butter, or olive oil
  • 1/2 tsp dill, fresh or dried
  • 12+ slider buns
Optional
  • 1/4 cup sauerkraut
  • 1/4-1/2 cup shredded mozzarella
Directions
  1. In a 10-12 inch skillet, saute the onion in the butter or oil on medium high until clear, about 3-5 minutes.
  2. Add the brats and dill and heat until warm, about 2 minutes.  Add small bits of butter or oil, as needed, to keep moist.
  3. Add the sauerkraut and heat until warm, stirring to prevent sticking.
  4. Sprinkle with mozzarella and serve on slider buns topped with ketchup, mustard, etc.

 

Living Large in Louisiana

Let me apologize for the two day hiatus, but I can’t wait to show you why I went silent…

For the last few days (not nearly enough) my boys and I had the honor of playing host to my friend Jody and her wonderful family.  Seriously, guys, her boys are the kind of young men I hope that I am raising mine to be.  Anyway, like most parents with busy lives, having out of town guests gives us the opportunity to do and see the things in our own back yard that we neglect to otherwise make time for.  It was wonderful.  Here’s the rundown:

 

The first day we had to do a crawfish boil and Jamie knocked it out of the park again!  20160326_183311

The whole visiting gang loved them and took home all required seasoning to have their own boil at home.

Day 2 we headed to the Evangeline Oak in St. Martinville, where Longfellow’s Evangeline waited for her love, and then we were off to the Lake Martin Bird Sanctuary.

Day 3 we took our little boat into the Atchafalaya Basin, the largest swamp in the USA, so the boys could fish and we could take in the beauty of our wildlife here in Louisiana.

We finished up at Gator Cove with a delicious meal and their amazing “pets.”

Day 4 we headed to Avery Island and toured the Tabasco Factory and the Jungle Gardens.  It was beautiful and I finally got to see a river otter up close!  Sadly, he was camera shy and ran across our path so fast, but he was huge and gorgeous!  I am a huge bird nerd, and we have one of the greatest collections on Earth.  Jungle Gardens plays host to many of them.

Last night they cooked us some fantastic brats that her husband, Chad, made himself and they were amazing!  I didn’t get pictures because I was too busy eating.

It was a wonderful visit and I can’t wait to do it again!  It’s good to remember all of the things that Louisiana has to offer and it’s great to be blessed in friendship!  It’s also very refreshing to host kids who love the outdoors and aren’t sneaking off to play video games all of the time.  It was a good thing for my kids to be with other guys who share their outdoor interests and reminded them to hang on to them.

I just can’t say enough about how invigorating a visit theirs was.

Here are a few more pictures of what Louisiana gave us and what my awesome Wisconsin friends brought me…

 

Have a Fantastic Day!

I’m going to be brief today.  If you celebrate the resurrection, reflect on the life we are given and enjoy your loved ones.  If you don’t celebrate the resurrection, enjoy your loved ones and the good things in life.

I am putting my phone down today!  It’s going to be rough, but I can do it.  I need to bask in the warmth of my family and count my blessings.  Plus, you guys aren’t going to be playing in the kitchen today.  It’s all business for a holiday, isn’t it? :-/

Enjoy this amazing day and try not to choke any relatives.  Thank you so much for following me!

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They Call Me Tater Salad.

As I mentioned in Thursday’s post, you can’t do gumbo without potato salad, so I aim to keep my promise and share this tasty side.  This is a recipe I picked up from my cousin, Lore, and ran with.  I’ve never had anything as good as hers, but we’re getting closer.

I know the pickle juice sounds strange, but you can substitute with 1 TBSP of white vinegar, if needed. Potato Salad 3 We “import” the best pickles from Wisconsin and I use every drop of the jar I can.  Actually, our friend Frank brings them down by the case whenever he visits.  God bless him!

I love this potato salad warm, but it’s also wonderful chilled.  This is another recipe I’ve never tried to write down, so play with it as needed.  Just remember that the egg mixture will be greatly toned down when mixed with the potatoes, so don’t be scared of bold flavor.

I am constantly adding to and playing with this recipe.  Luckily, potato salad is very forgiving, so have yourself a little fun.

Potato Salad

Ingredients
  • 8 Medium potatoes, peeled and cut into bite size pieces
  • 6-7 medium/large eggs, just hard boiled
  • 1/2 cup Miracle Whip or mayonnaise
  • 1 & 1/2 TBSP prepared mustard
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp black pepper
  • 1 tsp or more Tony Chachere’s Creole seasoning
  • 1 & 1/2 TBSP dill pickle juice
  • dash of dill
  • a few drops of vinegar
  • 1/2-1 dill pickle, minced
Directions
  1. Boil the potatoes until just soft, 12-15 minutes, drain and set aside, keep warm.
  2. Cut your hard boiled eggs in half and place the yolks in a medium mixing bowl,
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    Yolk mixture

    setting the whites aside.  Add the Miracle whip or mayo, mustard, salt, black pepper, Tony’s, pickle juice, dill and vinegar to the yolks and beat with an electric mixer until creamy.  Season to taste, if needed and add the minced dill pickle.

  3. Dice or mince the egg whites, putting half in with the potatoes and half into a bowl for later garnish.
  4. With a wooden spoon or soft spatula, mix half of the whites and the yolk mixture with the potatoes and stir to coat all potatoes evenly.  Top with extra whites, chopped green onion, yellow onion, chives, paprika, etc.

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SHN Nominated for the Liebster Award!

3and3quarters.net_.pngI was just nominated for the Liebster Award!  Since I’m so new to the world of blogging, I had to do some research to find out what this meant and it turns out that this is an award given by bloggers to other bloggers to help spread the word about up and coming new blogs.  In German Liebster means sweetest, kindest, nicest, dearest, beloved, lovely, kind, pleasant, valued, cute, endearing, and welcome.  I am so blessed and excited to be recognized.

Thank you, Taylor from  Peas Romaine Calm  for the nomination and for your patience with me in getting this post together.  It is very encouraging and a total honor to be recognized by your distinguished peers!  I guess I better bring my A game!  I sure hope I’m doing this right.

The rules of the Award:

  1. Thank the person who nominated you and link back to their blog.
  2. Copy and paste the Liebster Award badge to your post.
  3. Nominate 10 new bloggers.
  4. Answer the 10 questions the person who nominated you asked you.
  5. Create 10 new questions to ask the bloggers you nominate.
  6. Notify the bloggers you have nominated by leaving them a comment on their blog.

My Nominees:

The answers to the 10 questions I was asked:

  1. How did you pick your blog’s name?  Well, I love learning to build things around the house, organizing, cooking and eating, growing my own food, to laugh and all things nerdy (Comic Con, SciFi, the whole shebang) and I agonized over how to convey my interests.  Since we moved closer to town and I was trying to gain self-sufficiency in the ‘Burbs, the name was born.
  2. Describe yourself in three words.  Fun, resilient and resourceful.
  3. What is your guiltiest pleasure?  Clearly, food.
  4. What single quality do you most appreciate in people?  The ability to speak and understand sarcasm.
  5. What’s your favorite post that you’ve written? (Link, please!)  This is hard…maybe Saturday Crawfish Boil.
  6. Where do you get your inspiration to write?  My life, my kids, my kitchen, this world.
  7. What is your all time favorite type of cake?  I’m going to go with Ho Ho Cake.
  8. Would you still blog if you knew nobody was going to read it?  I do believe I would.
  9. What’s your favourite (non-blog) website?  Sadly, I log a lot of miles on IMDB.com
  10. If any Hollywood star, dead or alive, could play you in a movie of your life, who would it be?  A few years ago I would have said someone like Jayne Seymore, but if I keep eating like this, I’m leaning toward Melissa McCarthy and I’m okay with that.

My 10 Questions to my Nominees:

  1. What made you start your blog?
  2. Who is your greatest inspiration?
  3. What quality do you think your readers most admire in you?
  4. The best post you’ve ever written is…
  5. Do you think you’ll ever retire from blogging?
  6. What is the best book you’ve ever read?
  7. What is something few people know about you?
  8. When is your favorite time of day to write?
  9. Why do you blog?
  10. The song which best describes you and your blog is…

Please tag me in your post after you finish so I can see everyone’s answers!  Thank you to my followers and for nominating me.  I hope I can measure up and bring a little entertainment into your lives!

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